赴米三周年祭

因为惦记着free food, 所以今天去了中国学生会中秋晚会, 又叫Chinese Student Orientation, 又叫迎新会, 又叫相亲会, 又叫皮条大会, 又叫色狼花痴大会师…
结果就吃着几根面条
被人叫做师兄师兄大师兄
然后就没了
师你妈了个比

然后回家看到某人更新
又推键盘大骂操你妈

然后又看到颜同学更新
顿生张飞惜关羽之情

像今天这样的日子
如果不上来一下发骚骂人
简直就睡不下去觉

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